Thursday, March 12, 2020
Tom Hanks Acceptance Speech
And the Academy Award goes to.... Tom Hanks! (applause from the green room, audience is already quarantined)....Mr. Rodgers!... has CoronaCovid! Acceptance speech from Hanks: “I would like to thank The Academy for choosing me to play this intriguing role—that of getting to be the first big movie star to play out this fake virus.... I know I’ve paid my dues and pleasured all the proper gatekeepers to finally reach this pinnacle of my craft—OUR craft (wink wink, nudge nudge)... but uhhh, yeah, it is still a great dishonor to work for it! Thank you! Oh! And don’t forget...when this role is done.. I will be playing Coron—I mean COLONEL Parker, Elvis Presley’s handler. Expected release date.... hmmm... sometime this fall when all the smoke (and mirrors) has cleared!”
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